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Ryan Gosling helpline, at your service


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Are you feeling sad, listless? Having trouble concentrating? Has life lost its meaning? Could it be because Ryan Gosling recently announced that he is taking a break from acting?

Call the Gosline, (UK) 07857 238825, and find your depression lifted when you hear these words from Our Hero: “So, it’s not going to be easy; it’s going to be really hard. We’re going to have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever. You and me, every day.” Aww. Thanks Ry-Ry.

Even if OMG reports that it’s just a sound bite from “The Notebook,” sunken hearts all over the world can be lifted again.